1-10-2012, 23:22 / from rrrickpermalink
hookersorcake: Last spring I went down to that new church by the river. Everyone just looked at their I-phones while the minister gulped hot coffee and screamed at gods crotch I was still heartbroken over losing Tammy but I was happy I’d decided to go down to the old steakhouse after church to have myself a nice steak dinner and a few highballs then I’d blow my brains out while I rode the mechanical bull But once I got a bellyfull of whiskey and drew my revolver, riding that bull …ohh the screams! I still get hard when I think about it.
hookersorcake: Last spring I went down to that new church by the river. Everyone just looked at their I-phones while the minister gulped hot coffee and screamed at gods crotch I was still heartbroken over losing Tammy but I was happy I’d decided to go down to the old steakhouse after church to have myself a nice steak dinner and a few highballs then I’d blow my brains out while I rode the mechanical bull But once I got a bellyfull of whiskey and drew my revolver, riding that bull …ohh the screams! I still get hard when I think about it.

hookersorcake:

Last spring I went down to that new church by the river.

Everyone just looked at their I-phones while the minister

gulped hot coffee and screamed at gods crotch

I was still heartbroken over losing Tammy

but I was happy

I’d decided to go down to the old steakhouse after church

to have myself a nice steak dinner and a few highballs

then I’d blow my brains out while I rode the mechanical bull

But once I got a bellyfull of whiskey and drew my revolver, riding that bull

…ohh the screams!

I still get hard when I think about it.

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